professor: why did you type everything in italics? do you even know how to turn caps lock off?
me: SORRY FOR SMELLING LIKE CIGARETTE SMOKE AND STARING AT YOU ALL THE TIME AND LAUGHING TOO LOUD AND HAVING A SHAKY VOICE WHEN YOU TELL ME BEAUTIFUL WORDS THAT WEREN’T MADE FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME
this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit
I will fight everyone who goes to see this movie
my housemate and I have been hiding this doll he found around the house for each other to find for months now and it’s getting progressively worse
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
Everything I love in 3 gifs