codeinewarrior:

professor: why did you type everything in italics? do you even know how to turn caps lock off?

me: SORRY FOR SMELLING LIKE CIGARETTE SMOKE AND STARING AT YOU ALL THE TIME AND LAUGHING TOO LOUD AND HAVING A SHAKY VOICE WHEN YOU TELL ME BEAUTIFUL WORDS THAT WEREN’T MADE FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME

john green’s existence is just one big j/o motion

nosdrinker:

micklovich:

this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit

I will fight everyone who goes to see this movie

grimelords:

my housemate and I have been hiding this doll he found around the house for each other to find for months now and it’s getting progressively worse

grimelords:

my housemate and I have been hiding this doll he found around the house for each other to find for months now and it’s getting progressively worse

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

limbo-disco:

Everything I love in 3 gifs

so toucans?