Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

batreaux:

unexplained-events:

Tyson the Swan

Tyson will attack you if you come within a two-mile stretch of the Grand Union Canal in Bugbrooke, Northamptonshire. Joe Davies learned this the hard way and capsized.

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*headstrong by trapt plays*

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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woodmeat:

cosmicbadgerbear:

woodmeat:

what? how much do i love you? 

how much sand is on the beach? a gotdamn lot right? how all that sand get on beaches? what is sand forreal like its clean dirt forreal. wtf is a beach too this shit wild to think about. baby where you going

sand is deposited on beaches from rivers with changing paths carrying lightweight silt that deposits on the shoreline. science side of tumblr out

shes already gone, bro

Interviewer: What makes Fred laugh every time?
Carrie Brownstein: Me, screaming.

fullmetaljackit:

Once I was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why I was so ugly and without thinking I said “I’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes.